The Naked Cooking Burglar
SLIDELL, La. — Police say a naked man who appeared to be drunk or on drugs broke into a Louisiana home, cooked himself a meal and took a shower before leaving, wrapped only in a sheet.
Slidell Police Capt. Kevin Foltz says a video surveillance system at the home captured the naked man using a garden hose to shower outside the house around 1 a.m.
The in-the-buff burglar then tried knocking on the front door, police said. When there was no response, he went to the back of the house and wrapped himself in a trash bag, according to FOX 8.
The man allegedly broke several windows, entered the house and ransacked it before cooking himself a meal, having several drinks and showering again.
After all these years this sort of thing just doesn’t surprise me any more. My hunch is that the man was drunk & high and might have some other “friends” talking to him as well. From the outside this might seem funny, but in actuality it’s really sad and scary. This guy is really lucky that he didn’t break into the wrong house.
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