Congratulations son! Now you can sit on the couch all day watching soap operas with your old man.
City Ninja #10: Unemployed College Graduate.
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Light one up for “National Health Care” because the government will pay for our medical bills later on! WOO-HOO!!!
City Ninja #9: National Health Care.
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Humans, it’s what’s for dinner.
That one to the left on the end looks pretty tasty!
City Ninja #8: Destroy The World.
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The world has to be destroyed some time. Do your part today!
City Ninja #7: Destroy The World.
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After all these years there’s still no greater thrill in life than running from the cops with your significant other.
City Ninja #6: Running from the Cops, uploaded by Surge Bucket Media.
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Who said cheaters never “win”?
City Ninja #5: Baseball Cheaters, uploaded by Surge Bucket Media.
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And he told me that he loved me for my personality and good looks! My mom was right about that scumbag only wanting a “Sugar Momma”!
City Ninja #4: Sugar Momma, uploaded by Surge Bucket Media.
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Life is too short for commitments. Leave your options open and run with the wind.
City Ninja #3: Life is too Short, uploaded by Surge Bucket Media.
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Even a broken compass is right on occasion.
City Ninja #2: Broken Compass, uploaded by Surge Bucket Media.
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Ellen and Edith vonTootsalot enjoy a nice summer afternoon swinging in the shade while shooting the breeze and breaking wind.
City Ninja #1: Ellen and Edith vonTootsalot, uploaded by Surge Bucket Media.
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