I am constantly inundated with spam from supposed “SEO” (Search Engine Optimization) companies that go something like this:
We are interested to get your website on first page of Google, Yahoo and Bing. Please get back to us for more details.
These are always the same, normally someone sitting in India using a Gmail account, not disclosing their website and claiming to be named “Bob”, “Anna” or any other American sounding name. (On occasion it’s some bored college kid, trying to not get a real job, which I can respect, but I still am not going for it.)
To be fair, there probably are legit “White Hat” SEO companies out there, but the “Black Hat” crowd has muddied the waters so bad that it’d be hard to spot them.
Without going into all of that, I’ve came up with my own canned response that just as full of crap:
We have all the SEO we can handle AND are already on the 1st page of every site. We own half of the Internet.
But hey, if you want to sponsor us to help you get on the 1st page too, feel free to do so.
All joking aside, if you’re really interested in hiring someone for SEO, here’s one main fact that you need to know:
No one can guarantee you the #1 spot in any search engine.
Now with enough money, you can purchase the top spot for an ad for a specific keyword in the search engines, but that’s a different animal which has absolutely nothing to do with the SEO company/individual. Money talks & why pay someone else to spend your money for you?
Anyway, if you want to talk general “SEO” practices, I’ll leave that for Watershed Studio. And before you ask, no, SEO isn’t an official service that we provide, mainly as a business choice due to the nonsense mentioned above.
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