Naked News

The Naked Cooking Burglar

by Brian Groce on October 7, 2009

in Brian's Blogs,Utter Oddness

Via Fox News:

SLIDELL, La. — Police say a naked man who appeared to be drunk or on drugs broke into a Louisiana home, cooked himself a meal and took a shower before leaving, wrapped only in a sheet.

Slidell Police Capt. Kevin Foltz says a video surveillance system at the home captured the naked man using a garden hose to shower outside the house around 1 a.m.

The in-the-buff burglar then tried knocking on the front door, police said. When there was no response, he went to the back of the house and wrapped himself in a trash bag, according to FOX 8.

The man allegedly broke several windows, entered the house and ransacked it before cooking himself a meal, having several drinks and showering again.

After all these years this sort of thing just doesn’t surprise me any more.  My hunch is that the man was drunk & high and might have some other “friends” talking to him as well.  From the outside this might seem funny, but in actuality it’s really sad and scary.  This guy is really lucky that he didn’t break into the wrong house.

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No More Naked Pizza Deliveries

by Brian Groce on October 7, 2009

in Brian's Blogs,Utter Oddness

Via SeaCoastOnline:

PORTSMOUTH — A pizza delivery person bringing an order to a city residence on Saturday was met by a naked man for the fourth time, say police.

According to the city’s public police log, at 5:42 p.m. on Sept. 26, police were called to a Holiday Drive residence where the delivery person said “when they deliver pizza there the resident comes to the door naked.” Police Lt. Rodney McQuate said the delivery person has encountered the naked resident during four different pizza deliveries, but did not wish to press charges.

So it’s apparently 4 strikes are you’re out in Portsmouth, New Hampshire.  After the first time I’d be wary of showing up again. And after the second time I’d definitely not be coming back again. But maybe that’s just me.

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Blue Shotgun Radio #36

by Brian Groce on July 16, 2009

in Blue Shotgun Radio,Brian's Podcasts

Listen to the podcast at: http://blueshotgunradio.com/blue-shotgun-radio-36/

On Blue Shotgun Radio #36 Brian talks about:

  • Nudie Week: Skinny Dip World Record attempt
  • Space Shuttle launch
  • 40th anniversary of the moon landing
  • Only 7 shuttle flights left
  • MLB All-Star Game
  • Poker is not a sport
  • Orlando Bloom is robbed of $500k of jewelery
  • Black Blob found in the Bering Strait
  • UFO spotted in Kentucky
  • Acreage

Show Information

Listen to the podcast at: http://blueshotgunradio.com/blue-shotgun-radio-36/