Taylor Dumps Selena, To Write Chart Topping Song

Thanks to the Twitter, I see that Taylor Swift has “dumped” Selena Gomez over Justin Bieber.

I’m not really sure what that means, and frankly I don’t care enough to delve into it any further.

But I will sit back and wait for Taylor Swift to write a new chart topping song about the experience.

Any guesses as to what the title will be?